As we all know by now, 2014 was the Summer of Ass. Although she didn’t kick it off, Jennifer Lopez reclaimed her status as the greatest of all time in such matters with her and Iggy Azalea’s metaphor-light video for “Booty.”
Just in case anyone thought one of her challengers had surpASSed her (sorry), no less an authority on the subject than Sean “Puff Daddy” Combs, the late ’90s paramour of Ms. Lopez, was consulted for his take while watching the “Booty” clip live on last night’s Access Hollywood.
Puffy was wholly unequivocal in his support for J. Lo’s famous behind still being in front of all the competition. “I am so lucky to have that great woman in my history,” Combs rhapsodized, applauding loudly. “[Her booty is] great, it’s a work of art. It’s something that will go down in history…I mean, that thing is just incredible.” It’s actually kind of sweet, as the rapper/mogul raves about what a great friend and great talent his ex is, ass aside, and shoots down any suggestion that Kim Kardashian’s posterior belongs in the same conversation (“NOOOOOOOO WAYYYYY!!!!“)