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The anticipation was palpable as Cat Williams graced the Atlanta comedy theater stage, captivating the audience with his wit and charm. The previous night’s events had left a buzz in the air, with Cat’s presence sparking curiosity and excitement.

“So, you’re doing this comedy special,” the interviewer began, eager to delve into the world of comedy with Cat Williams. “Can you tell me, what does it take to make a great special? Because nobody makes them like you.”

Cat, ever humble yet confident, replied, “I appreciate you saying that. I do have more comedy specials than any comedian alive or dead. It’s not about quantity, though. It’s about saying something different, something that resonates with people.”

The conversation shifted to Cat’s unique approach to producing his specials. “You’ve done nine filmed comedy stand-up specials without ever getting financed or having a deal with anybody. How did you manage that?”

“I own them 100%,” Cat declared proudly. “I have the top two comedy specials on Showtime, HBO, and Comedy Central. And now, we’re on Netflix.”

The interviewer was astounded. “Netflix? But I thought they only gave big deals to certain comedians.”

“Netflix doesn’t have an opinion on stand-up comedy,” Cat explained. “They base what they pay you by the amount of ticket sales for your last tour. It’s business, pure and simple.”

Cat’s insights into the industry were eye-opening. “Mo’Nique was asking for a Netflix boycott, but Netflix cut me a $2 million check for my special. It’s all about the numbers.”

As the conversation continued, Cat touched on the challenges faced by black comedians in the industry. “They like Kevin Hart, Lil Rel, and Gerard Carmichael because they fit a certain mold. But what about the others? What about the ones who don’t fit that mold?”

He didn’t mince words when discussing Tiffany Haddish’s rise to fame. “She’s talented, no doubt. But let’s not forget the black female comedians who paved the way for her. They deserve recognition too.”

The interviewer nodded, acknowledging Cat’s point. “It’s not just about talent; it’s about opportunity.”

Cat’s passion for comedy and advocacy for his fellow comedians shone through as he spoke. “We’re in the only business where being black and female can work against you. It’s time for that to change.”

The conversation took a lighter turn as they discussed parenting. “You have three daughters, right? How do you balance being a comedian and a father?”

“I didn’t cuss around them,” Cat revealed. “They’ve never seen me smoke or heard me curse. I’m proud to have protected their privacy all these years.”

The interviewer chuckled, shifting the topic to cooking. “What’s your specialty in the kitchen? Any dishes your kids love?”

Cat grinned, his eyes sparkling with mischief. “With an unlimited food budget, I can make anything. But my kids love my spaghetti the most.”

As the interview drew to a close, Cat reflected on his journey as a comedian and a father. “It’s been a blessing to share my love for comedy with my daughters and to see them grow into strong, independent women.”

The audience erupted into applause as Cat Williams bid farewell to the stage, leaving behind a legacy of laughter and inspiration.

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