15 years in Hollywood, no one in Hollywood has a memory of going to a sold-out Kevin Hart show and aligning for him, ever getting a standing ovation at any comedy club. “Y’all, what’s up?” said, “I’m going to address this Cat Williams thing one time. Man, I saw people really commenting about that. Look, I have no idea what this brother is talking about. That joke is over 30 years old, close to 30 something years old. I did the Kings of Comedy in 1999, probably had been doing that joke six, seven years before that. I don’t even know if Cat was doing comedy then. So, again, he’s a talented brother. I have no idea what he’s talking about. I’ve never seen Cat do a space show joke. So, you know, that may be something that he believes is true. I’ve written a lot of jokes. I’ve had a lot of comedians steal my jokes as well, so I understand if you feel slighted by that. But that’s my joke. That’s my joke, dawg. Driving space sh to the moon, cigarette, cutie pie rocking in the background, parallel parking the spaceship. It’s my joke though. So, two years later, he’s doing that as his last joke on the Kings of Comedy, and he’s doing it verbatim. He’s just changed my car into a spaceship.

“Where Cat Williams comes from, you keep pointing at Hollywood, Hollywood, this, the white man, this, this, and this. When do you take responsibility for your actions? You had the shot, Cat. You were in that position. You were the guy. You were set up to be the star. You didn’t show up to work. You fucked off promo shoots. You feuded off your promo trips that they had set up for you. You became a risk to the studios, which is why the studios stopped fucking with you. Why was he a risk? He chose drugs. Oh, take responsibility for what you chose and say, ‘You know what? I’ve got to fix me. And I’m going to come back, and I’m going to stand up for comedy.’ So when you say Tiffany Haddish doesn’t deserve or isn’t really a comedian and these other women have worked hard, which they have — shout out to Mo’Nique, shout out to Luenell, shout out to Leslie Jones — who are all underneath the umbrella of Cat Williams. Cat Williams, have you ever used your platform to bring the people that were under you up? You haven’t. So because you haven’t, don’t shit on those that now are. I’ve used my platform, and I brought my guys and girls up. The brand of Kevin Hart is a brand that’s expanded so far. Whether you like me or not, my presence of comedy will forever be felt. I don’t know if you guys know this, but Cat Williams bought the Knicks. He definitely bought it. He bought the Knicks, and it’s rumored that he took the Knicks back. He made the team. He played. Oh, he played, played. He played with the N. He played with them. We know he’s fast. They say he’s fast. He’s one of the fastest. He figured out how to play basketball from reading all them books. Three thousand of them a year. A year! That’s two a day. That’s 6 years old. That’s two a day. Hey, smart kid, to ever do it. They kept it a secret for 48 years. They kept it a secret, and it just dropped off. Another known fact: Cat Williams has an NBA basketball court in his living room. He’s the first to embrace a true hardwood floor. Yeah, we’re playing against that little boy that put on the ground. Another known fact, by the way: It’s a known fact that Cat Williams does not breathe oxygen. So it didn’t bother him. You can’t choke him out. Everybody knows that. Is 2 and 6 in 1-1, 1 La. I’ve been doing this. I was on ‘That’s So Raven.’ I was on all the shit. I was on all the little white people TV shows, the black people TV shows. I used to be on ‘Dance 360.’ I’ve been out here. I’ve been telling jokes since 1996. 1996. This man said, ‘Oh, they wouldn’t let her perform in The Comedy Store.’ That’s true. They wouldn’t let me perform on the white nights at The Comedy Store, but I performed on all the black nights. They wouldn’t let me perform on the white nights at The Improv, but I performed on all the black and Latino nights. She said, ‘I’m not mad. I just wish he would get his facts right about me, dang. I guess I’ll send him a reminder text. But are we sure that this is Cat Williams? He looks a lot like Charleston White.'”

“Hey, uh, responded to Cat Williams with a rap song. Whatever heavy on my heart is always on my mind. Like Snoop’s cannabis shredder, I’m always on my grind. They’re throwing shade ’cause a [ __ ] could never take my shine. I bring my watch collection on my jet, let me take my time. Like fine wine, I’m aging like Benjamin, top five I’m worth mentioning. Bring me rappers, I’m lynching them. See the pendulum swing, Jesus with diamond thorns, ludicrous swaddled in Gucci linens. When I was born, never been Illuminati, only aloof, and I only left with [ __ ] when coming from any party. Now I’m married with kids, the evolution of life. Never been a clout chaser, never say [ __ ] for likes. Rip John Singleton, you never have to flex when you earn every one of your ‘Fast and Furious’ checks. Afro with the sideburns, yeah, that’s my signature. Addictions on the rise, comedians check your temperature. That was the weirdest [ __ ] out of all of man. Hey, listen, that was the craziest [ __ ]. That’s what people, everybody’s overlooking the fact that ludicrous, he responded with a rap song. That lets you know how [ __ ] up this [ __ ] is. If you say I’ve been in a gay party, I ain’t going to make you no song. I’m going to call you a [ __ ] lie. I’m going to call you on your phone. You’re lying. You ain’t seen me no more. That made a rap that responded with a [Laughter] jingle. Say, that lets you know he’s guilty. Come back with a rap song. A hell of a rap song. Ain’t rapped in 20 something years. Ain’t made a rap song in 20 years. Soon as Cat Williams say, ‘Hey, I seen you coming out that funny room though with walking bowlegged. You, you, you, you were knock-kneed before you went in. You rub together. You come out there bowlegged.’ That boy say, ‘Say, now he gonna make a song. I ain’t never was on, made a