Due to 1) having almost no chill at all, and 2) The Tortured Poets Department already being our entire personality, we went ahead and put together a comprehensive breakdown of alllll the theories about Taylor Swift’s TTPD tracklist:
That said, a couple of songs need demand further investigation. We already dove deep into some truly genius fan theories about “The Alchemy” and “Guilty as Sin?” but let’s take a quick moment to discuss (read: spiral over) “loml.”
Upon first seeing this song on the Tortured Poets tracklist, we assumed the acronym stood for “love of my life” and was potentially a breakup song about Taylor and Joe Alwyn. How! Ev! Er! Several fans have pointed out that the acronym could have a more unexpected meaning, like “loss of my life” (which may allude to the end of her relationship), or even “loss of my love.”
Jack Antonoff Reveals Taylor Swift Wrote “You’re Losing Me” 1 Year Before Breaking Up With Joe Alwyn
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A Messy Timeline of Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn’s Breakup and All the Drama That’s Happened Since
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Anonymous sources, tortured man clubs, cheating rumors—it’s all just a lot.
Either way, the spiraling is acute. As one person put it, “loml can mean ‘love of my life’ or ‘loss of my life’ or something else entirely different and unhinged and oh god i’m having a breakdown.”
Yet another fan also noted that it could mean “love OR my life,” in which case Taylor is singing about choosing between her love (aka Joe Alwyn) and having a more public life (reminder: she and Joe were VERY private).
LOTS TO THINK ABOUT while we patiently wait for April 19 to roll around (time is crawling, and it’s frankly rude).
Taylor Swift Announces New Album, ‘The Tortured Poets Department’
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The Tortured Poets Department drops April 19!
Taylor Swift Reveals Bonus Track Title and New Album Cover for ‘The Tortured Poets Department’
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“I’ve never had an album where I needed songwriting more than I needed it on Tortured Poets.”
Taylor Swift Reveals Exact Timeline of When She Wrote ‘The Tortured Poets Department’
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Okay, this kiiiiinda disputes breakup album theories.
Joe Alwyn Posts on Instagram for the First Time in Months Amid ‘Tortured Poets’ Speculation
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Interesting timing!!!!!
All the Clues and Easter Eggs About Taylor Swift’s New Album, ‘The Tortured Poets Department’
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Joe Alwyn found shaking.
Fans Think ‘Tortured Poets’ Is a Sister Album to ‘Midnights’ Thanks to Taylor Swift’s Visual Easter Eggs
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Once you see these side-by-sides, you will not be the same.
Swifties Spiral Over Potential Joe Alwyn Refs in the Tracklist for ‘The Tortured Poets Department!’
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“From ‘london boy’ to ‘so long london’…”
Taylor Swift’s April 19 Album Release Date Makes So Much Sense Based on What Happened With Joe Alwyn That Day
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Here’s Why Taylor Swift Fans Think Her New Album Is a Nod to Ex Joe Alwyn
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